[無言] 這該怎麼看待未來?

作者 nickchuang (nickchuang) 看板 StupidClown
標題 [無言] 這該怎麼看待未來?
時間 Tue May 5 23:41:10 2009
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在此出賣一下我的同學，這是發生在他身上的一件事...


我那個同學的母親一直覺得我的同學不夠聰明，因此下了一個決定!

她帶我的同學去找算命師還是道士，這我也不大清楚

說是要幫我同學開所謂的"聰明門"，看看能不能讓我的同學考更好

到了他們的店裡，那個先生開始作法要幫他開聰明門

先生用手指指著我同學的頭，用台語說...

"開!....開!....開!....開!.....

開!....怎麼打不開?....開!....開!...."

那位先生繼續作法...


過了一段時間，他轉過頭來，對著我同學的母親說....























"抱歉!打不開!"

"抱歉!打不開!"

"抱歉!打不開!"




請問各位，如果你在你的一生中發生這種事...你要如何看待你接下的的人生阿...

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推 yuigood:推道士誠實XD 05/05 23:42
推 yorkbuster:有下文嘛?要不然感覺是斷章取義 XD 05/05 23:42
推 ly4138:推隔壁的鎖匠 05/05 23:44
推 jason543:靠杯 有夠好笑的XDDD 笑死我了 怎麼會打不開阿~~ 05/05 23:45
→ ufoon: 還 蠻 屌 的 05/05 23:46
→ otld:這個時候就要對那個道士說:哼哼 原來你自己的也沒打開啊!! 05/05 23:46
推 floz:再付十萬就打的開啦~ 05/05 23:46
→ yuigood:換版標!~ 05/05 23:47
推 erniel014:有這樣的江湖術士啊....XD 05/05 23:48
推 cj6m3t6:嘿嘿~~~ 鑰匙在我這!!! 05/05 23:48
推 s131342002:找個鎖匠還比較快XD~~~~ 05/05 23:56
推 WishingCat:一刀砍下去就開了阿(誤 05/05 23:59
推 iiyu:"抱歉!打不開!"XDDDDDD 05/06 00:05
推 aaa8841:打不開才有機會拼笨版版主（誤 05/06 00:07
推 wcedric:打不開有靠北到XDDD 05/06 00:08
推 pidong:幹 超屌的 道士中肯 05/06 00:09
推 downhill:打不開.....第一次聽到道士會那麼誠實耶... 05/06 00:10
推 oppo2121:我笑了XD 05/06 00:11
推 aaronpwyu:再付十萬就打的開啦~ 仙劍梗!!! 05/06 00:13
推 omoro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:13
推 bingomime:笑到眼淚流出來了!!! XDDDDD 我想知道媽媽的表情~ 05/06 00:13
推 A781207:抱歉啦~因為鎖生鏽了 所以打不開... 05/06 00:17
推 aaa8841:這樣可以主張給付不能撤銷契約吧 05/06 00:19
推 PlumeBlue:XDDDDDD 05/06 00:23
推 lanyu313:超好笑的，笑到噴淚了 05/06 00:23
推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:24
推 asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:24
推 chrisyang13:超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:25
→ wwchocolate:打不開!!!好可憐阿...那道士真中肯...XDD 05/06 00:25
推 SONGBERLIN:那位母親都要哭出來了吧 05/06 00:27
推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:28
推 juneho:XDDDD本日最中肯!!!!!!!!! 05/06 00:29
推 namirei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:32
→ kirinichiban:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:32
→ SWATDuck:C4準備中....... 05/06 00:34
推 showershine:.........這個道士也..... 05/06 00:34
推 MPLeo:大概錢沒繳齊吧..多繳幾次就會開了 05/06 00:35
推 zona0518:XDDDDDD 05/06 00:36
推 jomaysong05:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:37
推 rongeorge:XDDDD 05/06 00:37
推 giogiomimi:道士忘了帶鑰匙嗎？實在太寶啦！ 05/06 00:41
推 kuso5522:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:42
推 thechildish:我笑了....我想知道那同學的表情 05/06 00:43
推 cathyptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:49
推 lifekim:"抱歉!打不開!" 05/06 00:53
推 lll355261:嘿嘿.....鑰匙在我這 05/06 00:55
→ mesit:XD 超白痴的~~~ 05/06 00:56
推 cwshitai:開錯門了吧 是月工門 05/06 00:57
推 hs311268:好笑！ 05/06 00:58
推 yuan5207:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:59
推 tin1123:XD 好屌.... 05/06 00:59
推 chun0208:超爆笑的啦XDDD 05/06 01:00
推 blueherbert:XD 05/06 01:04
推 dearanita:接下來就要付錢請鎖匠了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:05
推 pepeoa:鑰匙被反鎖在腦袋裡 當然打不開囉~ 05/06 01:08
推 ENDOUUKYO:好白目的道士啊XDDDDDDD 05/06 01:08
推 cheese802:騙錢也不是這樣的啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:13
推 theicefish:找鎖匠啊，要讓專業的來！ 05/06 01:22
推 holyshxt:超級好笑的啦啦啦 05/06 01:22
推 HuaLan:~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ 05/06 01:24
推 Terry1984:XDDDDDD 05/06 01:25
推 Rapunzel:道士太過誠實XDDDD 05/06 01:31
推 ISANKI:我笑翻了xD 我如果是當事者一定會囧到翻 砍掉從練了啦XD! 05/06 01:32
推 memalina:對不起 我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:34
推 polito:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:34
推 laugon:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:36
推 cda115:這個道士很誠實！以後請大家都給他開聰明門 05/06 01:36
推 nuvita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我被狠狠的戳到笑點 05/06 01:36
推 Queeniejune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:50
推 Pai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:51
推 victorcoo:XD 05/06 01:51
推 LonyIce:XD 05/06 01:53
推 otis000:這叫有職業道德XDDDD 05/06 01:53
推 syo0520:XDDDDD有職業道德推一個 05/06 01:58
推 freedom1986:道士：再5000就開了！ 05/06 01:59
推 fly12119:哈哈哈哈哈好好笑阿XDDD 05/06 02:01
推 joewang1801:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹快笑死我了 05/06 02:01
推 schizo:推爆會不會開 XD!!! 05/06 02:01
推 king09372000:XD 05/06 02:01
推 cloudmax:有笑有推 05/06 02:02
推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:04
推 Violatiek:XD 05/06 02:04
→ bogardan:所謂的不開竅？土方法是去撞個頭破血流................. 05/06 02:11
推 maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:13
推 scores:鎖匠打不開鎖 到底要不要給錢！？ 05/06 02:20
推 cometberry:同學:(嘿嘿)鑰匙在我這 那個神經病道士以為他打的開呀 05/06 02:25
推 wednesday323:好好笑!! 05/06 02:34
推 szss8765:好笑...比老師說我同學腦袋是石頭還好笑!!! 05/06 02:35
推 smy1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:39
推 goalong:囧 05/06 02:44
推 kazafQ:有職業道德XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:45
推 ssssshiny:XDDD...打不開....多付五十萬就開了，我想。 05/06 02:49
推 LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:53
推 loveguitar88:門打不開沒關係，還有窗戶... 05/06 02:59
推 a2r5t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:12
推 oXnXo:哈哈哈 我笑的鼻涕都噴出來了 05/06 03:18
推 jfain:道士os:靠杯 開壞了... 05/06 03:19
推 hotsuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:21
推 andyphil:XD 05/06 03:23
推 nalssi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:46
推 kyouya:想去給這個道士開開看…!! 05/06 03:48
推 bigbadwolf:怎麼沒爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:49
推 andyillusion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:50
推 somebodyelse:淚推打不開 05/06 04:03
推 kevingold:Z苦主樓上XD? 05/06 04:07
推 MAX79979:哈哈哈 推找鎖匠 找鎖匠 05/06 04:28
推 Meowd:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 04:28
推 skaterboy13:天阿.... 也太白癡了吧!!! 05/06 04:33
推 threewww:CDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 05:32
→ threewww:X 05/06 05:32
推 death123456:還有這招!! 05/06 05:34
推 blacksswan:..... 05/06 05:39
推 ostar:這....可能要叫Neo進去Matrix把鎖匠找來才有解.....XDDD 05/06 06:49
推 zong1986:我大笑了 05/06 06:53
推 jennychou:要爆了~有大笑有推~~!!! 05/06 06:55
推 imbattle:耶~~~~~~~~有笑有推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 06:55
推 dragonsoul:XD 05/06 07:08
推 holucan72:好好笑的道士 哈哈 05/06 07:29
→ lovelykuromi:(＃￣皿￣)╮☆(__ __||)" 快開阿～ 05/06 07:59
推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:00
推 wlcard:XDDDDD 05/06 08:13
推 yukk524:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:18
推 garnett1024:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:43
推 iamtako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:46
推 KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:56
推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:03
推 pauhsi:真是有良心的道士 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:05
推 silmarien:XDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:24
推 caca776633:真的很有良心XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:37
推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:42
推 KsykYo:有屌有笑XDDDDDDD 05/06 10:03
推 wukuscott:道士好過份 XD 05/06 10:03
推 LucasChen:抱歉 打不開 XDDDDDD 05/06 10:21
推 shoot2:打不開~打不開~~有花子的FU... 05/06 10:28
推 fakename:專業的道士 05/06 10:31
推 shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 10:31
推 zona0518:這年頭誠實的道士已經不多了 05/06 10:38
→ jfarmar:有這種道士...騙錢騙很大 05/06 10:39
推 beautylin:XD 05/06 10:44
推 a7152939: 道士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 10:58
推 yfes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:04
推 momogo628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個道士.... 05/06 11:07
推 adonistc:為什麼 都沒人考慮到該同學的心情= = 他等於被宣判喜憨耶 05/06 11:16
推 rayallen3001:好好笑 05/06 11:24
→ gwunder:喜憨的是道士... 05/06 11:29
推 lia1062001:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:29
推 hok:XDDDDD 05/06 11:31
推 heeee:超好笑 有板標的潛力 XDDDD 05/06 11:49
推 jjsoft:古意的道士 05/06 11:54
→ likemeizu999:打不開XD 05/06 11:55
推 tywchr0404:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:56
推 hungyichan:沒品XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 12:04
推 yluvs:也太慘XD 05/06 12:19
推 claireshin:笑到快掉淚 哈哈哈 05/06 12:21
推 CTUST:隨便都碼可以自圓其說 沒有所謂的聰明門 要多努力 長智慧等 05/06 12:37
推 moltkey11125:道士：再五萬 只要再給五萬就開了！！ 05/06 12:39
推 vanilla6:好誠實的道士XDDDDDD 05/06 12:48
推 STARKUO:中肯XD 05/06 13:04
推 WEAKW:XD 05/06 13:18
推 answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:22
推 pyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:37
推 stu110003:打不開怎麼辦?XDDDDD 05/06 13:39
推 Howard9579:好賤 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:42
推 socialphy:真是太白爛了~笑死我的毛 05/06 13:44
推 miamiamia:好好笑XD 我留眼淚了 05/06 14:05
推 pw080325043:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:08
推 LECIEL666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:10
推 JFour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:14
→ killergo2005:打不開= = 05/06 14:32
推 recks:笑死我了!!! 05/06 14:34
推 iicc15:道士有誠實到= =+ 05/06 14:45
推 jaff107:這是所謂的 盜亦有道嗎= =" 05/06 15:01
推 keith832587:你同學比較可憐!! 推道士 05/06 15:01
推 HukataNami:......道士好中肯XD 05/06 15:05
推 maysu:道士真中肯......... 05/06 15:13
推 cat110152:XDDDDD...... 05/06 15:14
推 bwebwe:有笑有推 哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 15:34
推 Chyih:很好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 15:50
推 seastar1987:道士果然是良心事業 哈哈～ 05/06 16:04
推 ray0713:道士OS：錢不夠打不開啦 05/06 16:45
→ Yie:XDD 05/06 17:18
推 qooggyy:道士:小門兒乖乖, 把門口開開~ 05/06 17:30
推 Suzie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 17:32
推 gn02974092:靠 我笑翻了 05/06 17:35
推 killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 17:57
推 isky4473:滿好笑的~XDDD 05/06 18:04
推 sdhao:怎麼打不開xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 05/06 18:10
推 apothekehaus:這個太爆笑了XDDDD 整個囧阿~~XDDDDD 05/06 18:34
推 v00001:我笑到肚子痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 18:38
推 mei1989:.....還有打不開的XD 05/06 18:45
推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:18
→ librann:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:19
推 zeat:道士:抱歉, 六竅開五竅. 一竅不通... 05/06 19:20
推 starpid:XDDDD 05/06 19:33
推 fuha0921:乾這個好笑!!! 05/06 19:38
推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:01
推 cashko:有良心的江湖術士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:01
推 kevingold:幹!!!!中懇啦XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:21
→ suzza:該去找鎖匠了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:29
推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:34
※ u80168:轉錄至看板 NCUFingrad03 05/06 20:41
推 cyjcyj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:45
推 hugocc:懷疑作者就是這位同學的可能性 05/06 21:01
推 cg989898:這道士好中肯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 21:04
→ conan1121:騙錢啦XD 05/06 21:07
推 nick720825:這超好笑的啦！第一次聽到有這麼誠懇的！ 05/06 21:16
推 thwm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 05/06 21:17
推 saxen:靠~~~ 真的打不開 哈哈 05/06 21:23
推 vala1985:真靠杯 05/06 21:59
推 kof24dj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:10
→ evelyn055:哈哈哈哈,超好笑XDDDD 抱歉我的良心也笑了XDDD 05/06 22:11
推 idofly:MMMMMM 05/06 22:21
推 Beetch:The lock is broken. I can't open the door. SH3 05/06 22:30
推 dawn0733:好誠實的道士 笑到我掉眼淚!!!!!!!!! 05/06 22:32
推 apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:32
推 a12602183136:好優的道士先生~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:38
推 becomesonumb:專業！！！夠誠實！ 05/06 22:52
→ skoda3357:有 夠 靠 杯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 23:07
推 yan35828: 道士:"抱歉，打不開!! 也許再多添些香油錢......" 05/06 23:29
推 vk:笑到打滾 05/06 23:32
推 cku:哈哈哈哈 笑到肚子好痛 05/06 23:41
推 Desney:推 05/06 23:42
推 draw7755:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 23:49
推 DreamYP:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:19
推 ILATTE:吼 超好笑的XD 05/07 00:34
推 crea0520:道士很實在XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:34
推 minbyminby:道士好誠實阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 09:03
推 tracytsuei:笑死我了啦 05/07 09:10
推 biglunatic:XDDDDDDD打不開..... 05/07 11:29
推 cheng519822:這年頭誠實的道士已經不多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 13:07
推 bepoq:XD 05/07 14:04
推 nuanua:我笑到肚子痛！ 05/07 18:17
推 money0917:好好笑 不過原PO同學會不會難過阿 XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 19:06
推 nihowa:好好笑XDDDD 我真的快瘋了! 05/07 20:45
推 w793:笑翻 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 21:16
推 beryl123p:XD 05/07 21:39
→ nickchuang:我那同學好像沒啥感覺耶... 05/07 21:56
→ hellgi1812:然怪打不開 - - 05/07 22:39
→ glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD道士太實在了吧!!!!!!!! 05/07 22:44
推 obajun:請鎖匠說不定比較有用喔!! 05/08 00:02
推 lalajo:太好笑了 想到那畫面..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 00:15
推 Johhan:大笑大推啊XD 05/08 02:02
推 funker000:靠~~~真強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 02:46
推 halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 03:57
推 candy1202:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 06:10