[無言] 農夫的天賦

作者 unknowns (離辰) 看板 StupidClown
標題 [無言] 農夫的天賦
時間 Fri May 1 00:33:35 2009
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爺爺和奶奶住在鄉下，

主要是在附近的田地務農為生，

是有非常多年經驗的資深農夫<(￣V￣)>

因為是小村莊，所以附近鄰居大多有血緣關係、彼此都很熟。

大夥們的休閒娛樂呢，以晚上出來吹自然風聊天為主，

很少看電視，有的話也沒有第四台，更不用說是電腦。


孫子輩回家探望的時候通常是假日，

多次之後我觀察到很奇妙的場景.....



(1) 場景一


爺爺：(抬頭看著遠方) 不會喔！天氣很好會出大太陽！


(2) 場景二

里長伯：XX！之後一個禮拜天氣會越來越熱嗎？

爺爺：(走出來) 前幾天會、不過之後就會變天啦.....



諸如此類的情境不勝枚舉，

村莊裡大部分的人都會跑來和我爺爺問明天的天氣，

看著爺爺白髮蒼蒼與因辛苦勞動而有厚繭的雙手，

那莫測高深的表情彷彿說明了──這就是農夫的天賦！

多年來的經驗與一種終生奉獻的精神果然有差啊！！！


這種感動一直存在我心中許久，

不過偶爾還是會有點感到心頭的一絲不解，

但這個觀念都被我拋之腦後.....



直到某天正坐在樓下吃水果的時候，

當時不知道為什麼來問天氣的人特別多，

也因此我終於問出深藏心中的疑問：

「阿公，為什麼每個人都要來找你問天氣啊？是農夫的直覺嗎？」

爺爺慢慢的轉過頭來，眼神又露出那種高人的感覺，

「你想知道？」

「嗯！」

























「因為.....我都會看氣象報告。」

「因為.....我都會看氣象報告。」

「因為.....我都會看氣象報告。」






















阿公偷吃步啦！！！ (／‵′)／~ ╧╧

不過看氣象報告，這樣真的準嗎？囧

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※ 編輯: unknowns 來自: 122.122.116.214 (05/01 00:35)
推 lupins:大推阿公!!!　　真人不露...天機 05/01 00:35
推 ENDOUUKYO:你阿公好奸詐啊XDDDDDD 05/01 00:35
推 agree8866:其實看天邊的雲，尤其是傍晚時的，通常蠻能夠預測到隔天 05/01 00:39
→ agree8866:的天氣。 05/01 00:39
推 ch5814:樓上認真了！ 05/01 00:50
推 circal:XD 05/01 00:50
推 iiyu:XD 05/01 01:04
推 snoopy206:真人不露像阿 05/01 01:28
推 open00937:江湖一點訣0.0 05/01 01:56
推 shiofu: 高人的眼神-.- 05/01 02:18
推 yuigood:阿公眉頭一皺，發覺＿＿並不單純 05/01 02:32
推 icyqq:阿公可愛到炸 05/01 02:35
→ tqk265unt:.......................... 05/01 02:35
推 aaron781218:看前半段我原本想回"PO錯板", 但後來我笑了XD 05/01 02:44
推 Ephraim:我同事也會來問我明天天氣 也是同樣原因 (他懶得上網看) 05/01 02:51
推 damillie:阿公好可愛XD 05/01 03:05
推 ablazefox: 他好可愛XD 05/01 03:06
推 DarkBug:好酷炫的阿公 05/01 03:08
推 ienjan:氣象報告是真的蠻準的沒錯阿~~ 超好笑的阿公 XDDDDD 05/01 03:16
推 zookada:XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 05:22
推 channie:呵呵 05/01 06:52
推 baliallin:XD 05/01 08:19
推 anan1564:推阿公！ 05/01 08:40
推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 08:56
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推 cathy10130:好可愛XDDDD 05/01 09:10
推 minshechiang:好可愛XD 05/01 09:14
推 egg61232:阿公好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 09:17
推 criky:XD 05/01 09:31
推 Luxuan:XDD 05/01 09:34
推 Solid4:XD 好棒的阿公 05/01 09:39
推 whitepastry:好可愛的阿公XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 09:53
推 LFChrist:好可愛XDDDDDDDDD可愛到很靠杯DXD 05/01 10:10
→ usnei:可愛~ 05/01 10:22
推 kenshirou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:41
推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:50
推 hl4su3ao4:你阿公高手 05/01 11:54
推 shibachick:哈哈阿公好可愛~ 05/01 12:04
推 ofanim:你阿嬤就是這樣上勾的XD 05/01 12:06
推 qaz12453:推樓上製造新梗? 不 我是推阿公XD 05/01 12:08
推 wendy0416:超可愛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 12:12
推 bubblet:看前面還以為阿公有關節炎 看到後面就笑了XD 05/01 12:26
推 etonhsiao:XDDDDD 05/01 12:28
推 snowcs:太帥氣的阿公 05/01 12:29
推 muse1989:有笑有推XDDDD阿公好可愛!! 05/01 12:39
推 chiky:看到天賦... 我還以為WOW有農夫這個新職業 05/01 12:47
推 jcdmcd7859:樓上...... 05/01 13:12
推 joan091355:當你發現時，他就再也不是魔術了.... 05/01 13:14
推 ice0905:溫馨! 05/01 13:19
推 musousandan:阿公很奸詐喔 05/01 13:22
推 yijapan:原PO阿公讓人噴飯啊XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 13:22
推 x88560:呵呵 05/01 13:27
推 chocolateluv:XD 05/01 13:27
推 polito:哈哈哈..... 05/01 13:31
→ Georgeliu:我怎麼覺得這是很久以前就出現過的joke? 05/01 13:40
推 GreenNicky:XDDDDDDDd 05/01 13:41
推 saisai60:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 13:42
推 ach5813:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 14:01
→ chupan:農夫也要現代化的嘛，你阿公都看任立俞氣象XD 05/01 14:10
推 lkkpal:阿公GJ XDDDDD 05/01 14:19
推 ami2003tw:阿公超可愛wwww 05/01 14:21
推 laiym:WOW：要點"曳引機"前，要先點5點"機械科技"... 05/01 14:21
推 neiolin:有笑有推~解我51還要上班的悲哀 05/01 14:21
推 ably:XD 05/01 14:38
推 warble0399:看標題以為天賦是"犁田"... 05/01 14:59
推 Sellin:.......阿公偷甲步...XDDDD 05/01 15:19
推 aurora1228:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:27
推 sweetevelyn:太可愛了吧~~~我也好想念我爺爺喔... 05/01 15:27
推 maydagreen:原po眉頭一皺，發覺阿公並不單純 XD 05/01 15:28
推 lovejinyamap:阿公XDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:28
推 kicoking:江湖一點訣！ 05/01 15:34
推 ambercoffee:有想到..但還是很好笑 05/01 15:46
推 dodo7628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:53
推 e900828:XDXDXDXDXD我笑了 05/01 15:56
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推 feit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 16:12
→ SecretWindow:噓...不要告訴別人... 05/01 16:12
推 tw3002:好強大的阿公!! 05/01 16:13
推 libofou:看完後大笑了 XDXDXDXDXDXD 05/01 16:19
推 jerry54010: 哈哈哈哈哈xDDDD 05/01 16:21
推 bewritten:XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 16:22
推 andy76222:有笑有推 XDD 好可愛的阿公 05/01 16:25
推 artsfen:阿公很可愛+1 XD 05/01 16:25
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推 RG50:真的很可愛，令人會心一笑XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 17:01
推 mominimo:害我在辦公室大笑！被前面的同事瞪了一下XDDDD 05/01 17:07
推 alumilu0109:哈哈~ 我倒覺得，說是看氣象報告才是呼嚨你的XD 05/01 17:13
推 fantasiaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 17:22
推 bluert0610:好好笑!!!!!! 05/01 17:34
推 allimontti:XD 05/01 17:35
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推 DRmikeice:================我也以為阿公有關節炎XD============= 05/01 19:13
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→ a7152939:20% 05/01 19:14
→ poi09832000:阿公心機一定很重XD~~~~~~~~~~ 05/01 19:16
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推 LOVEppears:我爆笑出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 19:37
推 chunching:阿公科科一聲 05/01 19:38
推 civitcat00:氣象阿公 05/01 19:49
推 Guren8000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 20:00
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推 jimhgame31:阿公白目的很可愛拉XDDDDDDDy 05/01 20:11
推 jenny0115:XD 05/01 20:18
推 weekends: 05/01 20:19
→ SHIUNN1113:不太好笑@@有些無聊~ 05/01 20:21
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推 Hanababa:好好笑，農夫的直覺 ~~~ > < 05/01 20:59
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→ visnafox:不行....我確定我聽過漁夫版.....op.... 05/01 21:16
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推 isky4473:推阿公好可愛 05/01 22:01
推 ashinrulin:我小時候騎腳踏車上課 每天都會問阿公會不會下雨XD 05/01 22:10
推 voguehan:哈哈 好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:17
→ isaza:阿公好可愛xdd 05/01 22:22
推 kp7953:推偷吃步的阿公XD! 05/01 22:34
推 gerg:笑了XDDDDD 05/01 22:34
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推 idlf:太好笑了XDDDD 我還以為真的有絕招咧 05/01 23:20
推 playsmile21:is magic 05/01 23:22
推 idofly:其實真的看的出來 05/01 23:24
→ gawk: 這笑話小時候就看過了... 05/01 23:40
→ gawk: 而且現在還有農夫不看氣象的嗎? 05/01 23:42
推 memalina:笑完之後發現我在敷眼膜 憋笑中 噗 05/01 23:46
→ memalina:有人不看氣象呀 我爸的朋友養雞也不看氣象 打電話問我爸 05/01 23:47
→ memalina:然後我就要上網看一週天氣的預報表 05/01 23:47
推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超心機的啦 05/02 00:01
推 Bluefly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 00:08
→ becomesonumb:阿哈哈哈哈哈 05/02 00:09
推 sheep0811:推偷吃步!XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 00:12
→ dmj890145:阿公:我都點5/15/55 奸詐系農夫勒 05/02 00:21
推 sgalan821:阿公猛！ 05/02 00:28
推 Snaileyes:有笑就推。好賊的阿公 05/02 00:40
推 abbiabbi:XDDDD 有笑有推!!! 阿公好好笑 05/02 00:43
推 LUSH7525:超級超級可愛的阿公~~~要好好孝順他喔~ 05/02 00:49
推 dnkofe:阿公真強者 XDDDDD 05/02 01:09
推 rifurdoma:你阿公是治國的奇才 05/02 01:11
推 serenebeauty:失守XDDDDDD 05/02 01:12
推 fishsoda:幹的好阿公!!!!!!! 05/02 01:19
推 missholiday:翻桌阿~!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 01:31
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 02:00
推 kyuzi:XDDDD 05/02 12:49
推 iicc15:阿公好厲害!!! 05/02 12:51
推 csjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 12:54
推 presea:好可愛的阿公 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 13:13
推 anne74129:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 13:15
推 foxon:猛～～～～我嘴角失守了 05/02 13:16
推 imut:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 13:20
推 marksman168:難得阿公會開玩笑XDDD 05/02 13:59
→ marksman168:太厲害XD 05/02 13:59
推 rin5542:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 14:21
推 VIOLET523:大笑˙˙好可愛的阿公唷 05/02 14:29
推 dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 15:05
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推 maple66:太有潛力了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 15:31
推 momogo628:阿公~~~~ XDDDDD!! 氣象報告怎麼會準啦 >.< 05/02 15:35
推 popolly:笑了! 阿公很可愛! 05/02 15:49
※ u80168:轉錄至看板 NCUFingrad03 05/02 17:41
推 etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 18:00
推 rockinlight:未看先猜我才不告訴你雷～～ 嗎得 我猜錯了 05/02 18:07
推 kotoko1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 18:16
推 meis270:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 18:39
推 cktheonly:推啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 19:15
推 magicsiren:這太棒了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 20:42
推 cabinying:阿公是余將軍嗎??? 05/02 20:44
推 KOALALA:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 20:51
推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 21:08
※ 編輯: unknowns 來自: 122.122.121.151 (05/02 21:36)
推 onepiece1:版標！ 05/02 21:40
→ zoidsx:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/02 21:40
推 amy318:XDDD 厲害的阿公!! 05/02 21:50
推 anochen:阿公很可愛+1 XD 05/02 21:51
推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 22:24
推 refusekkk:阿工很可愛! 05/02 23:16
→ oXnXo:這不是非洲土著有收音機的笑話嗎= = 05/02 23:28
→ cancer26:我在笑話大全上看過一模一樣的笑話 05/02 23:57
→ satanangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:32
推 sssqsss: 05/03 00:34
推 artanis1412:好瞎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 01:44
推 englwings:好可愛的阿公 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 01:59
→ lucas01:cute 05/03 06:42
→ shyaneden:阿公好可愛 05/03 13:28
推 LittleGuei:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 19:45
推 yyyyyyyyo:哈哈哈 跟我阿公一樣 每天必看氣象報告 05/03 20:40
推 benifty:推可愛的阿公XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 21:28
推 dormice:太好笑了XDDDDDDD 05/03 21:29
→ ilovelucy:XD 05/03 23:23
推 ashura1234:好笑XD 05/03 23:40
→ shwu:阿公不賴 XD 05/04 00:47
推 xalign:XDDD 05/04 06:35
推 XDXIX:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 10:43
推 herbertking:阿公高手 05/04 15:46
推 dichia:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 18:18
推 lilaceous:好可愛的阿公喔^^ 05/04 19:40
→ lovewindgod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿公好厲害 05/04 19:40
推 nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD後勁強大!! 05/04 22:22
推 libralism:里長伯：XX，林刀孫仔當時生豬仔阿?? 05/05 00:44
→ libralism:爺爺：單豬價後ㄝ時尊 05/05 00:46
推 chuanisme:好可愛的阿公唷XDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:40
推 kimo2190:哈哈 05/06 19:37
推 lilacx:阿公好可愛XDD 05/07 15:18