[無言] 外國人的迷思

作者 loislinlin (我有後母臉已經夠無奈了) 看板 StupidClown
標題 [無言] 外國人的迷思
時間 Wed Apr 29 01:42:06 2009
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因為人在歪國，就會發現很多歪國人腦筋實在直的可以。

以下，朋友的經驗。

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朋友一天走在校園裡，

看到前方教授跟一群同學正在討論paper，

就在他走近的同時，一張paper被風吹起，緩緩的從他面前飄下！

朋友想都沒想的用手掌夾住，真是夾的非常精準！













此時站在校園附近的人，全都轉過來拍手說：



「Chinese Gong Fu！！」









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推 chun0629:朋友:我要打十個 04/29 01:44
推 ENDOUUKYO:XDDD 我比較想知道是用兩隻手夾 還是兩隻手指頭夾 04/29 01:45
→ ENDOUUKYO:我眼殘了 後來看到手掌 這就比較沒那麼帥了 =..= 04/29 01:47
推 MarkFung:用兩隻手夾是空手入白刃變化式 兩隻手指夾是靈犀一指 04/29 01:47
推 igtenos1985:然後紙就皺了 =口= 04/29 01:51
推 pearl4619:我笑了XDDDD 04/29 02:03
推 forevertwo:原PO市政妹 04/29 02:04
推 ffcc55:請朋友再多表演幾招 XDDD 04/29 02:05
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推 Rapunzel:XDD 04/29 03:07
推 agree8866:朋友:Fxxk!!我的考卷......59分 04/29 03:25
→ bt222:歪國人看到你是亞洲人都會問你會不會功夫...囧 04/29 04:40
推 kevingold:外國打分數不都a、b、c?? 04/29 05:51
推 plusplus:加州華人都不稀奇(哭) 04/29 06:59
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推 marco741030:原po 我喜歡你 請你跟我交往（衝） 04/29 09:17
推 maikxz:朋友:瞧!像這招就很厲害(我夾) 歪郭人:(鼓掌叫好) 04/29 09:24
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推 joywo:經過我一嚕 他就變成一張皺的paper,這是因為我還沒發功! 04/29 10:00
推 patrickunion:我一發功還可以變出一桌麻將來! 04/29 10:32
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推 ppppoooopppp:原PO男友是我大學同學耶 哈哈哈 04/29 12:00
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推 wzxzju:超爽咧~~撿到一個paper~ 04/29 13:08
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推 searph:教授:我這個局已經佈很久了~ 04/29 14:03
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推 worldxxi:我剛剛怎麼看到用腳掌夾住，害我覺得奇怪怎麼可能＝ ＝ 04/29 17:14
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